craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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