where does the pee come out of this thing
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize