real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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