drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Everyone says I win the strip club
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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