I don't think brook has ever known best
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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