I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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