Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I currently don't understand fingers.
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