remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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