I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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