JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
tell me about the eggs
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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