That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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