I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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