Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
sex on a bike is impossible
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