Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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