oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I have demons in me.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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