i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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