she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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