absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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