I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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