maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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