what if I'm pregnant?
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that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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