what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We just shotgunned beers for America
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize