you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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