what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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