Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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