whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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