i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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