Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
