Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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