How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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