Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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