tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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