Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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