4 words: hood of his car
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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