I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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