chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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