They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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