What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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