only if we run a train.
done.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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