I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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