when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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