Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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