she woke up with a sticky ear
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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