Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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