i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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