she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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