Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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