STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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