We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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