is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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