1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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