Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
