I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
