love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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