I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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