I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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