so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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